it's all in your head.
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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
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He’s bread, Jim.
…That is amazing and omfg the story
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About it's all in your head.
hi. name's Diego. i'm 16 and i live in Miami. i like daydreaming, writing, imagining things, running, watching movies that don't suck, Snickers, and a wide variety of music. my friends mean the world to me, and i always look forward to meeting new people. i believe hospitality is essential to getting by and the only thing i hate is lying. i like appreciating the little things in life.
